Born of BoredomNear walks slowly, intently, like he resents the activity extremely but is determined to see it through. Their minders keep telling him to keep up; Matt can imagine how much it must piss him off.Born of Boredom
They're on a trip, a special treat for the Top Ten. They're visiting a Science Centre. Whoo. Matt wishes they were getting taken into London, but presumably the minders employed by Wammy's House have just enough awareness to realise that might not be a great idea.
Matt isn't sure what he makes of these occasional attempts to pretend that Wammy's House is a normal orphanage. It isn't. Kids don't get adopted from Wammy's; they
Welcome Insanity Chapter 3Chapter Three In which Zim fails to take a hint, but succeeds in making a bribeWelcome Insanity Chapter 3
Zim hadn't imagined it would be so easy. That would teach him for understimating the power of his incredible brainmeats.
The Almighty Tallest had looked shocked at his transmission. In fact, Red had yelled, "We thought you were dead, Zim! Dead!" and Purple had looked close to tears of joy at seeing him in one piece; it made Zim feel pretty good to tell them that he was fine, and that his mission would be carrying on after all. "For the advancement of the of the Irken Empire, my Tallest, sirs!" he'd said, saluting.
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Welcome Insanity Chapter 2Chapter Two In which Dib ponders in a bathroomWelcome Insanity Chapter 2
It was weird, Dib reflected as he stared down at the toilet bowl, that no matter how rigirous and skeptical you thought you were being, it was still so easy to get duped. He looked at the three little pills in his hand. A shrug, and two of them got flushed. The third he bit in half: one half to swallow, the other to follow the the first two.
He'd been doing this for about eight months now. Membrane would be pissed if he knew, but Dib was pretty careful about it; he tried to take his normal dosage a couple of days before his monthly genetic check-up (God, to
We Rob Banks - Chapters 14-1614. MessengersWe Rob Banks - Chapters 14-16
The watchmen (and dwarfs and trolls) from Ankh-Morpork arrived in Sto Lat before noon, but—as the Times was rather keen to point out—that was already far too late. They were carrying the bodies downstairs when the guardsman burst in. “Message from Captain Jakes,” he gasped. “Couple of blokes just held up the Royal Bank. Thinks one of ‘em’s your man.” “What?” The Ankh-Morpork sergeant spun round. “What about the other?” The guard shrugged.
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